This site is one big joke. So please dont take anything i say personal.
Hi there. I'm Tot, remember that ladies you'll be screaming it all night!(joking). I'm 16, I'm 5'7" and im 100% BRUMMY!, and im a fun luvin' nutta! I have no pets(they wont let me after the incident with the gofer). Weirdly I only have 1 Mom, 1 Dad, 1 brother called Dean (a gibbon from London Zoo who will have a website called ATOMIC KEGS, up and running by the end of next year). And one sister called Elvis(a munky who will have a website called CHUBBY CHIMP up and running bye the end of this year). My hobbies are cars, sports, talking to peeps on the net and jumping around on the jungle gym.DAMN GOOD FUN!
This BEYATCH of a home page is the doorway to the wacky, weird dimension of the World famous Tot. You'll meet my bastard family and all my glamourous friends.
Ok you miserable excuses for wet farts! You'd better fekin sign my guest book or you'll be getting a visit from the gay Italian Maffia.
Im not a big Gorillaz fan but i like there single Clint Eastwood. Plus i liked this arseholing pic. Is that ok you ugly gits?
Ok you bunch of tit wanking twat faced tossers. The brand NEW confessions page is up and running! At the moment, I feel as if a lot of you people out there are not confessing all of your sins! So, if you have a confession (and I know ALL of you have), then email it to the Arch Bisshop of Panterbury at archbishop_panterbury@confession.co.uk. Please start the email "Forgive me Father for I have sinned". Your confession can sick or funny. It doesn't matter as long as your sins are confessed. I will not publish your real name if you do not want me to. You can use a made up name if you like. So get those sins into the Arch Bisshop of Panterbury now and pray that the Lord God forgives you.
"This is a public service announcement brought to you inpart by Tot. The views and events expressed here are totaly fucked, and are not necessarily the views of anyone... other than me. However, the events and sugestions that appear on this site are NOT to be taken lightly. Children should NOT partake in the reading of this site with laces in their shoes. Tot is not responsible for your actions upon viewing this site. You have agreed not to try this at home... so don't!".
Im gonna update this site when I can, but I can only update it when I'm on day release from the Mental Institution... and when my brother can be bothered to help me! Look at me! Im a Cow, "Quack quack!".
Focus RS.
Ok you bunch of cercumsised munky scrotums! It's time to get serious!! This is the Focus RS. It's the latest model to the Focus range. There will be a range of models, and wont go into production till.........till.......OK YOU C**TS! I HAVE NO IDEA WHEN ITS GOING INTO PRODUCTION! See! Your all happy now iv embarrased myself ent ya?!?!?!
Ok you tossers, I'm in a generous mood so ill be botherd to tell you when i update something on this pissing site ok!:
Ok fuckers. I have leased out a page to "The Arch Bishop of Pantubry" who is there to slove all your stupid pathetic problems, find him on the "Confessions" page. I put a few gay "pop up's" on. So when you open up the site it totaly pisses you off. Theres a few trabillion more pics on my "Funny pics" pages. Sites last update 26 of April 2001.
